Lessons Learned: CA and Bare Feet

You didn't really think you were going to see of one of us with both feet super-glued to the garage floor, did you? Some moments are too embarassing, even for RTV.

The fact that you're here shows you have a sadistic streak, so check out the story about this knucklehead:

Tim Bush contributed this little gem on 11/14/2001
Take solice in the fact that you are not the first to travel the path of misdirected adhesion. A co-worker once wandered down to the engineering lab to swipe a tube of super glue. He carefully hid it in his pocket. Returning to his cubicle he promptly sat down, bursting the tube in the process. Feeling wetness he reached into the pocket with his hand. Yes, the man glued his hand to his butt. He had to walk the length of the plant to the company nurse's office. After the laughter died down the intrepid nurses cut away his pants before deciding the hand/keester de-bonding was beyond their capabilities. Since company policy forbade an employee from driving him to the emergency room, an ambulance was called. The poor pantless man , hand affixed to butt, then had to walk to one of the plant doors wrapped in a towel.

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