NotRocs - Bar Gadgets

So this cosmonaut walks into a bar...


02/02/06
The logo for the Copper Rocket Pub in Maitland Florida. Apparently a top-notch emporium for dining on eggs and grilled Spam to go with your Guinness.

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Various astronaut accented bartools on a rocket-shaped rack

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A useful assortment of spoons, knives, church-keys, and snarfdoodles.

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The astronauts seem to be in suspended animation for their long space voyage. It's a little creepy.


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A vintage rocket liqueur decanter has a brass exterior and glass interior.

Wind up the music box and it plays "How Dry I Am." No kidding.

Nifty rocket-shaped bottle stopper and squid-headed corkscrew.

This combination corkscrew and bottle stopper is billed as being rocket-shaped, but to me it looks like some kind of water beetle.

This appliance design uses the flame to serve as a bottle opener. Clever.

This cocktail shaker is perfect if you prefer your rocket fuel shaken, not stirred.

The market study test groups must not have reacted favorably to the zepplin-shaped cocktail shaker, and the sales team renamed it as a rocket shaker. I wonder if they were hoping no one would notice the training wheels?

This is more like it.



This is even more like it!
These shakers are pretty sleek.

02/02/06
A rocket beer tap to the planet Saturn

This is described on eBay as a rocket-shaped ice crusher. I dunno - you decide.

A modern version. I guess those tiny little fins at the bottom make it a rocket.

Rocket Powered Pickup Joints



Door Handles from Cafe Mars in
San Francisco, California. 		According to a San Francisco nightlife guide:

The Beautiful People's choice. Everyone in this bar is single, gorgeous, and friendly...

Obviously, RTV members would spend the evening outside on the pavement.

Drinks are served tall, strong, and fast...

Tall, strong, and fast? They must've read my bio!

This is the kind of bar you can visit alone. You will not stay that way for long.

Hmpf. The reviewer has underestimated the power of Rocket Team Vatsaas antisocial procilivities.

Click [HERE!] for more fixtures from Cafe Mars.

This neon sign has nothing to do with Cafe Mars (to the best of our knowledge). I'm just grateful that the sign designates that this establishment is a place to buy food.

It might otherwise be mistaken for a fertility clinic.


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