Explain This - If You Can
This is Mark Vatsaas, the official computer geek of Rocket-Team Vatsaas. Only a short while ago, this man had a full head of hair. No male-pattern baldness. No receeding hairline. No dandruff, split-ends or mange. Why would a 34 year old father of four do this to himself, not only willingly but enthusiastically? The answer may be locked away with the secret to how many licks it takes to get to the center of of a Tootsie Pop(tm) - The world may never know. Actually, those who know Mark don't find this terribly astonishing. They just shake their heads and try to make subtle suggestions to Mark that he increase his medication.
Because the quest for knowledge knows no bounds, you have the opportunity to offer your own explanations of this strange phenomenon. Simply use the Feedback form at the bottom of the page to submit your ideas. (Look for the word 'feedback' and click on it to reveal the feedback form.) Rocket Team Vatsaas reserves the right to edit comments for good taste - this is a family-oriented web site. Suggestions will be evaluated on the basis of wit, imagination, and bizarrity. (Yes, I made that word up. You English majors will just have to lump it.) The best suggestions will be featured here on this page.
The following suggestions have already been made and will not be considered again:
Wanted to explore new career opportunities as walking advertising space. (Anyone willing to pay to rent Mark's head as a billboard please send e-mail to rtv@vatsaas.org.
Recently filed a patent on the use of bald, pale-skinned Scandinavians as reflective beacons and needed to prove the concept. Note - all photographs on this page were taken in special low-light conditions. Protective eyewear is recommended when bald, pale-skinned Scandinavians are exposed to direct sunlight.
 Richard Moll Started getting AM radio through the new filling in his left bicuspid and discovered that shorter hair length results in better reception.
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