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Greetings -- Youare Aknucklehead,
Youare, so inconceivably stupid and inept
an error such as this one has no business being posted on the Internet. How extremely kind of you to point out this grievous oversight!
I sometimes find that people actually strive to be arrogant and rude, and Youare,
it's a real shame that others can't learn from your example.
Only your uncommon communication skills, unsurpassed grammar, creative use of punctuation, and free-spirited independence from upper case letters surpass your perceptive insights.
How myopic, Youare,
of RTV to make Construction Tips & Hints available under the web link entitled "Construction Tips & Hints" and not on a page featuring "Peculiar Rocket Names".
Further, what were they thinking when they made the link to Construction Tips available at the top of every page?
And how unforgivably asinine, foolish, and pedestrian, Youare!
The words "Click HERE for descriptive article and construction details" are listed a mere three separate times on the page in question.
These links are inexplicably hidden in plain view, deviously camouflaged with underlines and contrasting colors.
What's more, these links are obvious only to visitors with the ability to see.
You raise a good question about why people visit the RTV website. The Vatsaas brothers have assumed it would be because people are interested in rocketry. However, a flood of positive email has deluded them into the belief that their website visitors also appreciate atypical subject matter and avant-garde humor.
Every now and then a dimwitted sot who couldn't find his backside with both hands visits the website.
It is now painfully obvious, Youare, one of them
could easily miss the subtle jocularity of this comedic content.
Allow me to also commend you on the courageous use of your real name.
It is altogether too common that critics choose to remain anonymous, and Youare Aknucklehead
is an easily recognizable name.
You will be pleased to know that logging your comment with the FEEDBACK tool also registered your name.
The next time you visit the Rocket Team Vatsaas home page, you will be met with the cheerful greeting,
"Welcome back, youare aknucklehead!"
Sincerely, Dogbert
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