| Just kidding. Most of the items in this collection of
sundry rocket-shaped stuff are for sale, but you can't
buy them from us. We would include the links to the
selling sites here, but we have no energy to keep them
current. Anyway, if we could find them, so can you. Our
search for rocket-shaped cakes invariably unearthed a
number of other items that are described as
'rocket-shaped'. Some of these were so weird (or just
plain cheesy) that of course they just had to be
displayed on the RTV web site. Selections on this page
only qualify if they are ordinary household items that
were forged in the image of a rocket almost in defiance
of their true function and purpose. Sculptures and
ornaments, for the most part, are excluded.
Be warned ahead of time, kids; searching the Internet
for anything that bears the description 'rocket-shaped'
is not for the faint of heart. I only barely survived
with my innocence still intact.
This collection eventually grew to be so massive that we had to split it into separate pages. So NotRocs is offered to you now with twelve times the wholesome, notroc-y goodness! Make sure you stop back to check how the collection has grown - and if you find an item you think would look good with this motley menagerie, please let us know HERE!
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 This Rocket Pool was found
in the Sharper Image catalog
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